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Buck up Little Campers, Its me Heather, and I am hear for your enjoyment. , I know I didn't mention this last week and I kinda feel pretty darn bad about it. I hope everyone had a very joyous holiday. I know I had an eventful one to say the least I won't tell you about it because it will sound more like a Jerry Springer recap.....LOL!! Just joking it wasn't that bad. In fact I took a trip to Greensboro NC to view the last Raw of the Millenium (damn I can't spell) anyway it was pretty decent. I met some wrestlers, but basically it was, ya know, same ol same ol.

Before I get into recapping the best damn wrestling show I have seen in a long time I want to reflect on what I saw on Nitro. Yes yours truly watched the first hour of Nitro, so what if it was just so I could catch a glimpse at Bret....LOL!! It wasn't that bad, of course I switched the channel at 9 because I really didn't care to see what was going to happen between Buff and Diamond Dallas. I could have cared less. Although I did hear that Jimmy "SuperFly" Snuka fought Jeff Jarrett in that cage match that terry Funk set up earlier in the night. Too bad I missed that..Lol!! Anywhoo on to bigger and better things.

All right for once Raw was exciting for beginning to end, only one single boring moment. I will get to that later. Anyway what better way to start of Raw then seeing HHH and Stephanie being called out to the ring by the Rock and 50+ WWF superstars. Now everyone knows that HHH and Stephanie will bow down when pressured. Of course they really had no choice they had to meet the demands or have two hours of DX parodies........LOL!! That's a ratings getter!!! Speaking of the demands lets take a brief journey into demand number 1. Shall we?

RESTATE MICK FOLEY: I knew this was going to happen, I mean who didn't. I guess the first give away were all the Internet reports and then the icing on the cake for this one folks was the airing, during Sunday Night Heat, of the main event for the Rumble. Speaking of Cactus Jack according to some fans that were at Raw in St Louis, Mick Foley said "January 10, year 2000, mark your calendars and tell your children that in St. Louis, you saw the return of Cactus Jack!".

We will skip most of the other demand because they reflect to highly on firing people and get down to the nitty gritty.

Okay first off Mankind gets up there and says that everywhere he goes people ask him who is the Toughest Outlaw. So you knew where this was leading. He demands that we, the fans, find that out tonight. Much to my dismay we are forced to watch this travesty of Justice. For once Heather is agreeing with the King. Mark that on your calendar campers, I don't normally do that. The Outlaws weren't too happy about this and neither was I.

Secondly Mankind demands a match between HHH and Xpac. What a great idea, I was all for that one.....LOL!!! HHH didn't quite care for it but I could've swore I seen a smile on X-PACS face. This match actually turned out to be an incredible match and much to my astonishment I was cheering for X-pac. Now I know what all you are thinking "This girl hates X-PAC." I don't' hate X-pac in fact I don't hate anyone I just dislike him so. This whole thing has got me confused. I mean I never, and I mean never root for x-pac. This had me going all day and I am still confused. I mean I wanted X-pac to tear HHH's head off his damn shoulders and shove it up his ass. What the hell was I thinking. I couldn't believe the way I was yelling at the television when Stephanie had the gall to interfere in the match. What is up with that?

Okay I promised I would tell you what I considered the Boring spot. The Bossman/Prince Albert vs Test/Big Show. I only got one word for that.....BORING!!!!!!!, Thank the lord it only lasted 5 minutes.

Random tidbits:

Was that cheering I heard for Steve Blackman on Heat, I think it was.

Test Please, for the love of god, take that damn thing off your face. It looks stupid.

Breaking up DX.......NOT AGAIN!!!! I guess it's to the back of the closet for my DX jersey again. Damn I love that shirt.

If the WWF doesn't do something with that Hardcore title soon I may have to agree with everyone else and say get rid of the damn thing.

Another Belt the WWF needs to get rid of is the Women's Title, Unless of course they plan on putting it around the waist of.... Well gee lets see, maybe a WRESTLER!!!!!!!

For months we have heard JR refer to the New Age Outlaws as possibly the greatest Tag Team in Federation History. People who know me are not going to believe this but JR you are way off target man. The Outlaws are in my top three but there are two teams that surpass even them. Before you read on to see who they are I just want to warn you there names aren't Edge, Christian, Matt or Jeff.

1. The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart")

2. The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith and Dynamite Kid)

3. The New Age Outlaws (Roaddogg and Badd Ass)

Well on that note,

Until Net Time Campers

Keep it real

Heather
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