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IN THE ZONE

Hey all, This is Heather, and I am back for yet another edition of In The Zone. Now I actually got an e-mail last week. I was so beside myself I just didn't know how to react. But then again it was only one so it wasn't exactly my crowning moment. But who the hell is counting. I just wanna brag for a minute here and then I will go back to ranting and raving about this week's show. MY MAN BRET IS THE CHAMP!!! Need I say more. It may not last long but hey he is the champ right now. You go Bret!!! Another note on WCW before I go to WWF events. HOW LUCKY IS MEDUSA? If I got to put my hands on Evan the way she does....hell you would have to raise that rating to XXX. That isn't a joke. What I would do to that boy...damn.

We will start this week with the ending Of Smackdown. I, for one, enjoyed seeing the mess at the bottom of the stairs. I think it is a great build up for HHH's character. Now if only the rest of DX could get the heat they are suppose to get then it will all be worth the money the WWF is spending. Destroying both a Lincoln Continental and a, whatever is is, Limo isn't cheap folks. I will admit that I LOVE DX and it's hard to give the guys heat when I feel the way I do. But I must try and so must all of you...LOL!!!! It doesn't help that the people they have DX going up against aren't really my cup of tea, except of course Shane. He has really came into his own in the Ring and plus he is pretty damn hot. So I, Heather, pledge to give HHH and the rest of DX heat forever, or until I see fit to end it...LOL!!!

I won't start with this weeks Raw because what Test did to Roaddogg was just WRONG. I am biased because I just love Roaddogg but damn he got his little ass kicked. And I won't even mention the worst part, although at the time it was quite funny, aggressive but funny. But, Thank god, I came to my senses and saw that maybe Test liked that just a little too much.

So this Monday is the Big day, Rat Boy and Stephanie are tying the knot. I for one can't wait. I think this couple is cute together. Even though, in my opinion, Test looks like a Rat. He does!!! I swear it. He needs to keep the glasses on and please bring back those velvet shorts. Speaking of Weddings I am not totally convinced this one will happen. I am thinking that the Undertaker will be back to claim his bride. Which I consider a very good storyline, of course this is disagreed by many.

I am suffering a case of the writers' block; I have nothing to say so I will just voice on my opinions on various Raw moments. Here we go:

In my opinion Shane McMahon deserves an Oscar. Hell he is the best actor on the show.

When Bob Holly came back to the WWF as a member of the Job Squad I didn't have high expectations of the man. But hell that changed. The man is incredible. With him and Crash Holly together they are and will forever, as long as they stay together, will be a team to be reckoned with.

How great is Kurt Angle? Too great in my opinion. Look for a lot to come from this young man and soon. He just has what it takes. I admit he needs some help on the Charisma part but believe me, he will amount to extreme greatness.

Vince is as sick as I thought he was. I love it

Hello my name is Heather and I am a Jerichoholic. More so now then ever. I love his character and I can truly say, and sing along, WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO

So Vinnie went to Jail in Buffalo NY. That's near my old stomping ground and I can tell you that I have seen the Erie county jail and it isn't that pretty. Of course not as an inmate but on a 7th grade field trip. I swear to god, check my police record. You won't find anything. I guess the Erie county jail will never be the same...LOL!!

The Rock continues to amaze me. Sure he may say the same things over and over again. But the way he says them and who he is saying them too is what keeps it alive, at least for me.

I thoroughly enjoyed the Xpac/ Jeff Hardy match most of all. (I can't believe I just wrote that). XPAC had an excellent match, as did Jeff. I would have enjoyed a clean ending but then again I don't think there are anymore "Clean" endings in wrestling today.

Remind me that I must tell Vince that I am his long lost daughter, oh the possibilities. I would have so much fun picking out my husband. Decisions, decisions...LOL!!!

Why is the Big Show still the Champ????????

Why is Big Bossman still number 1 contender?????

I love TOO COOL!! They are so awesome. Some may disagree with me and say well there gimmick is so 3 years ago. Who cares, That's what makes them funny. They pull it off great.

The reunion to end all reunions. I love it. Long live the Rock and Sock connection. One question, Who threw Micks' book away? My guess, Val Venis. Then again we may never know, this is professional wrestling we are dealing with.

That's it for this week,

Until next time kiddies

Keep it real

Heather
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