Lets start with the infamous Survivor Series. This was one pathetic excuse for a WWF PPV I have ever seen. Nothing Clicked, nothing worked. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't flow like normal. I won't even take the time to mention the elimination style matches. Why you ask well they SUCKED!!! So if you are ready lets take a look back on the Survivor Series.

Lets just jump around, because to be quite honest I forgot the order of the matches. Lets start with the less then stellar performance by Chyna. Was it her time of the month because she sucked. That's the worst match I have ever seen Chyna perform. I was so into Jericho and was absolutely praying to the great one above that he would win it. But of course not Chyna pulls off one (of the three) incredible moves. The pedigree off the top was, to say the least, breathtaking. Chyna executed it great and Jerichio sold it even better. I hope Chyna does stuff like that more often. .

The only thing I have to say about Kane/Xpac match is: WHERE THE HELL IS THE BLOOD. I am normally not a sick person, but damn I wanted to see X-punk get what he deserves. In my mind he deserves to bleed and bleed a lot.

On to Austin getting hit by the car. The only good thing that came out of this whole thing is the amount of possibilities it holds for the selected few that are considered suspects. Sure it may be the same ole same ole but I predict this to be bigger and better then the whole "Who shot JR". I know most younger fans (who were born in the 80's) don't know who JR is. Well its not the JR who announces....My advice Go ask your mom. She'll know...lol. More on this later.

Let's talk screw jobs and who in my eyes suffered the fate of a Survivor Series screwjob. True both HHH and the Rock both got screwed but hey Vince McMahon pulled off the ultimate screw job this time folks. He screwed us the fans, How you ask. Well just wait till your cable and or satellite bill comes in and you see that 30-dollar charge for the crap they called a PPV. Congrats Vince I believe you finally top this whole Bret Hart screw job.

Enough about that less then stellar PPV. On to Raw. Which in my opinion was all right. Not great, not bad just good. The Rock had me rolling last night. Not even Michael Cole could keep a straight face during his promo. I don't know how the "cops" did it. I know, myself personally, will never look at a jelly donut, let alone the cops, the same way again.

Mick Foley has got to be the sweetest guy in the whole world. I can't wait to see highlights if the Vegas trip with Al Snow. Should be very entertaining to say the least.

How great are Luna and Gangrel together? I love it. They are so cute and I think their personal chemistry will shine through. Whoever decided to put this coupe together on screen is a genius.

One more thing and then I will move onto the list of suspects. I can't wait. Why in the name of god is the Bossman the number one contender? Who booked this crap? I must have missed something because damn there are so many other choices. And having the Rock job to the man. That's just sad. Almost as bad as seeing the Big Slow as Champ. And yes I did mean to type Slow...lol. Not my idea of Main event.

Now on to the suspects, some may be obvisius but some may surprise you. Who the hell am I kidding, I only chose 4 because that's all I could think of. Of course there is a little mention of someone else in there that is probably my number 1 suspect....You will be surprised.....I bet you can't wait.. Anyhoo. Here we go.

DEGENERATION X

Alright, all four of these fine young men have motive. More so when they are together but still they have it. It doesn't really help the fact the BA was missing from the accident scene. So where was Billy? Was he really juggling flights trying to get to the arena? My guess is probably. Think about this really hard. When, if ever, has anything gone HHH's way after he did something to his opponent? Well let me answer that for you, NEVER!!!!!!!, That's why I think DX didn't do it. Dx knew that eliminating Austin in that way wasn't going to cut HHH any breaks. He would still have to face three men in the ring that night they did distract him and lead him to the garage but they didn't hit him. Just way to obvious. DX IS INNOCENT!!!

VINCE MCMAHON

Now this leads me to the man with the power, hell he has even proclaimed himself as the "higher power". That's right folks Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon Himself. Now I know he wasn't actually driving the vehicle, hell they showed him not 2 seconds later leaving a room after viewing the whole incident on a monitor backstage. So which leads me to wonder if he had some one do it for him. The obvious would be either Pat Patterson or Gerald Brisco but then again I don't think so. Then something just hit me, actually if gave me a cold chill. You know like when you are in a dark alley and you can see the eyes of a rat glowing. Well that's what it was like. Anyway, the point would be, what better way to prove your loyalty to the father of your future wife. Vince may have conned his future son in law into a life of attempted vehicular homicide. It wouldn't be so far fetched. Think about it a man trying to gain acceptance into his future family and what better way then to eliminate a thorn from the back of his father in law. Stone Cold Steve Austin has been a thorn in Vinces' back for 2 years now. We all have seen the feud; hell we lived the feud. So why couldn't it happen? HHH summed it up last night when he talked to the cops and in a few intelligent words shifted the whole investigation on a different path. Its just hard to believe that after Vince came back he had a change of heart, just makes you wonder if the shot to the head with the title belt was really an accident.

UNDERTAKER

That was fun. Now let me turn your attention to another man. A man that has been absent for awhile. That would be the Undertaker. I guess he has motive, maybe not as much as the people above, but sometimes those are the ones that you least expect. In may prove an advantage to 'Taker if he eliminates the Rattlesnake before he makes his big return. But then again I don't see the WWF going in that direction. In fact I think The Undertaker has a bigger fish to fry when he makes his big return at the end of November. But wait a minute isn't Stephanie and Test getting married on the 29th of November. Well hopefully it will be an interesting Raw, to say the least.

THE ROCK

Finally the Rock has made my list of suspects. The guy has some motive. Kinda sorta in a way. I guess. Well lets see last week on Smackdown he gets hit in the head with a Chair by Stone Cold. Could that have caused the Rock to hit Austin with the Car. I have to say no. It is a long shot but a possiablitie. Plus the car was reistered under the Rocks name. Hoe convinent that it got stolen that same day.

Needless to say you can see that I have no clue who hit Austin, but I had fun coming up with my list of suspects. Of course if you disagree or have something to say. DON'T SING IT....BRING IT.

JUST A REMINDER: Folks my B-day is this saturaday and to be quite honest with you all. I WANT PRESENTS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Until Next Week

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