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IN THE ZONE

Hey folks I am back for another edition of In The Zone. Oh happy day!!!!!!!!!!. First off I just want to say that I had an incredible time this weekend. For all of you who don't know I went to Raleigh NC for a WWF house show. The show was incredible, not only to we have incredible seats but by the end of the night we ended up sitting in the second row. How lucky were we? I have great pictures and you all may get a chance to see them once I get a scanner. Hopefully I can hit up Mom and Dad....LOL!!! Anyway I also had the opportunity to meet one of wrestlings legends. Who you may ask? Well none other then Mr. Mick Foley. He was signing autographs at Books A Million in Raleigh. He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world. And if you haven't got his book yet, go get it. It's incredible. One more thing before I get to Raw. There was this handicapped little boy that was sitting in front of us at the House show on Saturday night. He is a huge fan of the Rock. Anyway at the end of the show the Rock came over to the little guy and grabbed his hand. He then proceeded to do his "IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN" thing and gave the little boy his elbow pad. Duane Johnson is a class act. If meeting him at Unforgiven didn't make me one of the millions and millions of the Rocks fans, This did. Duane made that little boys life with just that simple gesture. You go Rock!!!!!!!!!

Okay I lied, I happened to watch the first hour of Nitro and I must say not bad. Of course it wasn't that great but it wasn't the worst either. Could have done without the whole Nirto Girl bit, but I guess they must have their time also. Bret looked mighty hot last night; hell even Goldberg looked good. I know my eyesight must be going...LOL!!! One more thing on the first hour of Nitro and then I will get to Raw. Who the hell was Kevin Nash suppose to be? He looked like a fool. So please if anyone knows please feel free o e-mail me. Hell I love e-mail, even if it is hate mail.

WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS, and this NAO fan couldn't be happier. I just love seeing the gold around their waist and maybe if they have to lose the belts they can lose them to a legitimate tag team. Like say Edge and Christian or the Hardys. Congrats to Billy Gunn who is now tied with Mick Foley again by being 8-time tag team champ, and also to Roaddogg who made it to being a six-time tag champ. Outlaws rule.!!!!!!!

I for one feel kinda sorry for Al Snow. I mean come on, you have ignorant people out there who are saying these horrid things about his character. Obviously these people have not even watched a millisecond of Al Snows career in the WWF. They need to get a grip and put those dolls back on the shelves. But in the meantime if anyone has that doll and wants to part with it, again e-mail me....LOL

Alright why are the Acosluts on my screen still, I admit these guys are power houses and hell they have ability, but damn who the hell wants to see fat ass Bradshaw sucking down a beer every week. I know he can drink, hell I bore witness to him sucking one down, but damn get them in the ring were he is more useful. Faroog, on the other hand could just leave, I won't miss him. He was useless in The Nation and he is useless now. Just an opinion but if you have something to say please DON'T SING IT, BRING IT!!!!!!!!!

The Big Bossman continues to amaze me. Sorry I know most you can't stand him, hell neither can I, but that's what makes him so great. He is such a great heel, probably the best one ever. I give the Bossman a lot of respect. I was the only fool cheering for him at the house show, and believe me it wasn't because I like him. It was because I hate him and I just want him to know that he is doing one hell of job.

Val Venis is not a credible heel, sorry there is just something wrong with a mean "porn star". Give Val the towel back!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

One more thing and then I will hit on some predictions for this months Survivor Series. I give great props to Test. Andrew put on one hell of a show in that match with HHH. I thought maybe we were going to see the title change hands but I guess DX really did out think the McMahons this time. HHH surely would have lost the title last night if Vince and Shane had their way. But DX comes though once again. Will it happen Sunday at the Survivor Series or are the fans doomed to see a work of what happen two years ago? I wish I knew the answer but I am not a WWF booker and for that I am thankful.

PREDICTIONS

I must admit that I am not that great at these, I think I proved that with the last set of predictions I made. But I am going to try again because the only thing worse then a loser is a quitter.......LOL!!!

Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Stasiak:

Who knows and who cares.........LOL. No seriously I will have to go with the only pure athlete in the WWF (whatever). Look for Kurt Angle to come up on top of this one. (This must be a dark match...LOL).

One Fall - Sudden Death Match
Ivory, Jacqueline, Luna & Terri vs.
Tori, Debra, Fabulous Moolah & Mae Young

Should I dare say the Geritol Queens...Lol!! No just joking. This is a hard one, not really I am going with Ivory, Jackie, Luna and Terri.

Tag Team Championship Match
Mankind & Al Snow vs. New Age Outlaws

I will have to go with the Outlaws on this one. Sorry folks I just believe that the belts should be around the waist of legimate tag teams.

Eight Man Elimination Match
Godfather, D'Lo Brown & the Headbangers vs.
Acolytes & Dudley Boyz

The rules of an elimination match is that only one will survive the match so it makes it a little harder to come up with a prediction on these matchs. But in light of all the tv time the Acolytes are getting look for it to be one of them. Although I wouldn't care if the match didn't happen.

Eight Man Elimination Match
Val Venis, Mark Henry, Gangrel & Steve Blackman vs.
The Bulldog, Joey Abs, Rodney & Pete Gas

Oh who cares on this one, I really suck at predictions...LOL

Eight Man Elimination Match
Big Boss Man, Prince Albert, Viscera & Mideon vs.
Big Show, Taka, Funaki and Blue Meanie

Who cares again....not I

Eight Man Elimination Match
The Hollys & Too Much vs. Edge & Christian & the Hardys

Oh geez, Just imagine Edge eliminating Christian or vice versa. I can't so I won't

X-Pac vs. Kane

Now this is my kind of match. I would love to say Kane, but I don't see it happening. Just look for X-pac to win this one...God that hurt...LOL

Intercontinental Championship Match
Chris Jericho vs. Chyna

This this one is going to be interesting to say the least. I will have to go with chris on this one. I am a huge Chyna fan and I would love for her to carry that belt into the new year(of course she would have to make it through amergeddon). But don't look for it happen. If she loses the belt will she go back to DX. I don't think so. I know I said that she would but she is so over right now. Let her be on her own, she is doing a great job without HHH.

Last but not least

Triple Threat Match for the World Wrestling Federation Championship Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock vs. Triple H

This is another hard one esp. with the guest Ref being none other then Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I don't expect that they will replay the Bret incident. If you remember correctly Vince was just at ringside not the ref. Infact Earl Hebner was. But then again I may be wrong and Vince will screw HHH out of the title. But I don't see it happening. I hope that HHH retains the belt causing more tension between The Rock and Austin. Should prove very interesting.

I hope everyone enjoys the PPV this Sunday and remember the only ting worse then being a loser is being a quiter...LOL.

Until next week

Keep it Real

Heather
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