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Heather Birkett

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Hello everyone, what a week to be a wrestling fan. SummerSlam was awesome this year. By far the best pay per view of the year. Jesse Ventura sure lived up to all the hype surrounding his ref job this year. The best part of the night had to have been the Shane/ Test match. An awesome match, lots of in ring action. I know its fake and the Spanish commentator table is meant to collapse but damn Shane must be in a world of hurt. Huge props to Shane, great job. Now Rebecca and I only have 31 one more days to Unforgiven, and it looks to be like it is going to be an Austin free PPV. Which I feel would be the greatest., I know Rebecca feels the same way.

Let's get to wrestling, who in their right mind would have anything bad to say about the PPV. I absolutely loved it; Of course I hated the fact that HHH didn't win at the PPV. I do understand the reasoning behind it though. They have to let Austin go out and what better way to do it then having HHH cripple him. Ratings will not suffer if we don't see Austin for a month. He did it last year and to tell you the truth those are some of the best Raws ever.

To get to the topic this week. Am in the process of thinking up reasons why Chris Jericho could be considered a hero. The WWF doesn't need help with Ratings, Buyrates, or anything concerning the Business end. But what it needs is a great cruiserweight division. Sure we have midcarders all over the place just sinking in the medoricity of being in the first hour of Raw. For instance lets look at The Roaddogg, who I just absolutely love. Ever since the split of the new Age Outlaws we haven't seen him do much. The guy is worthy of a push, enter Chris Jericho. That's exactly what the Roaddogg needs, a good feud with someone. What better duo, they are both great on the mike and both are excellent technicians in the Ring. Things could really heat up with these two. Whether the WWF decides to but Roaddogg in the Hardcore division let Chris follow. We could see a lot of great action between the two and it would give Roaddogg a chance to shine. He may not be worthy of a main event push but damnit he needs a push.

Whoever that fat lady was had to have been paid a hell of a lot of money to do something like that. I don't think there is enough money in the world for me to go out and lift my dress (esp. with a hole in the panty hose) in front of thousands of people. Let alone all the people watching on PPV. What the hell was this lady thinking. I guess she just got caught up in the excitement of having Billy Gunn kiss her ass. I wouldn't mind that but there is no way in a million years I would do that. I don't look like that lady but even if I did there would be NO CHANCE IN HELL

Speaking of dissing people, who the hell was that Ring announcer. If she didn't grate on my last nerve. I have one plea to the WWF, KICK HER ASS TO THE CURB, QUICK!!!

To get back to pushes, Now I for one am not one of the millions of Rock Fans but damn he doesn't need to be wrestling Gangrel. The man is much more of a talent for that. Not saying anything bad about Gangrel but guys he is not a main eventer. The Rock is, hell I believe he suppassed Stone Cold along time ago and majority of the fan agree. Hell the man doesn't even have to be in the ring, he could be cutting a promo backstage and the crowd eats it up. They love the Rock. Some of the best matches in WWF history are between the Rock and HHH. Let's get that feud going again and soon. Mark Henry and D-Lo Brown are going to heat up the race for the European Strap and I for one can't wait. I am warning up to D-lo , he has great Charisma and he is one hell of a wrestler. From what I have read the guy is Accountant, he can do my taxes anyday.

What the hell is up with Jarrett Enterprises, hopefully we will soon find out.

Test and Stephanie, what a cute coupe. Could we see another "Marriage" in the WWF? For all you historians Randy Macho Man Savage and Miss Elizabeth got married at SummerSlam. It would be a perfect for Stephanie and Test to Get "Married" on a raw or a PPV. Add some fuel to that fire between Shane and Test.

I am outta here, Until next week kiddies,

Keep It Real

Heather
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