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SHARON'S EDGE

Hello again, sports (entertainment) fans! Well, I don't know where the WWF is going with this JJ he-man woman-haters club but I think it would work alot better if he didn't have Debra & Kitty at his side. I mean, are these two actually listening to what he's saying? Or are they just in denial, like women often are about men that they love? Barefoot and pregnant? Well, gee, Jeff, shouldn't you practice what you preach? Of course, Debra and Kitty wouldn't be able to squeeze into those outfits if you did! I am really hoping Chyna takes a leaf out of the Rock's book-take that guitar, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it up...you know the rest.

They've been teasing a JJ/Debra split for months now and I guess Debra must have a very high tolerance threshold. My question is, what will Debra do without JJ? Who else could use her at their side? Let's see...Stone Cold has built that loner attitude and trusts no one so not him...She might've made a good member of PMS if that hadn't fizzled...Too old for the Ho train..(Now Kitty on the other hand.)..HHmm.. Val Venis is not cut out for monogamy....Geez, this is hard...She might make a good manager for the women's champ-whoever that would end up being. But I guess for the time being, she and JJ (& Kitty) make up the Country Trio.

Anyway--what is up with all these contender matches? I'm tired of seeing a bunch of guys fighting just to end up with no clear winner. Then again, at least Sid isn't coming out to bust up good matches so I guess I should be thankful. Thank God, Vince and my cable company that I'm able to get Smackdown or else I might be watching that other wrestling fed! Anywho--I guess Stone Cold felt like people were starting to forget him so he hurried through his rehab. But geez, why is he still super man? HHH seems to have zero defense when those two meet in the ring-what happened to all your studying, HHH? I thought you said you knew Austin.

You could've fooled me. You know I once got flamed big time for even suggesting that HHH was a big sham. Wonder how those people feel about their hero now? I reiterate what Rebecca has expressed in her column-if it weren't for Chyna, HHH would be nothing ,well, thanks to SCSA he is now! I was disappointed though how it all worked out on Smackdown. I was trying to avoid spoilers but the WWF website told me that Vince was our new champ; so I assumed he beat the snot out of HHH after what happened on RAW. Well, you know what they say about assuming.

Of course, Superman Austin had to come back and that's how it all happened. Well..I would've preferred that Vince had done the actual job but all I know is that now, HHH is pissed off big time. Wouldn't it be ironic, now that he's lost his belt, if Chyna wins against JJ? How would he like it? Would the jealousy just eat him up? Just count me as one of the millions...(and millions) of Chyna fans! You go girl! And in closing, I'd like to ask why are wrestling newsboards still reporting on the comings and goings of one Rena Mero? She's out of the business, fellas! And she didn't have many good things to say about it when she was! Let it go! Her 15 minutes are up!

Until next time, dear readers,

Sharon
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