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I have to admit I marked out big time this week when I saw the ex-WCW 4-now known as The Radicals. Reminded me of that infamous Nitro episode where 'The Actress Formerly Known as Sable' sat ringside. And what a great way to work around the release that doesn't allow the guys to make any disparaging remarks about their former employer-let Cactus Jack do all the talking! I loved his line about "how does it feel to look around and actually see fans in the seats?" I'm sure the WCW officials were doing a slow burn! I also want to give huge props to the 2 guys in the front row who held up signs for NAO-one said 'Oh You Didn't Know?' the other said 'You Are Heels!" Another said 'I Got 2 Words For You' and the other held up 'New Material' Those were perfect signs-I hope they pay attention!

Well, I could've lived without that snowbunny lumberjill match as it made the women's title look like an even bigger joke. I've about lost my patience with the women's division, I mean, these gimmick matches have to got to go! You've got true talent there with Ivory, Jacky and Luna since Tori's been reduced to eye candy; I hear BB was an indy wrestler and you've got Amy Dumas and Trish Stratus waiting in the wings, as a matter of fact I hear Amy's been doing moves in Papi Chulo's matches. I'm not counting Mae or Moolah because they just shouldn't be out there nor do I count the Kat cuz I've read interviews where she actually says she doesn't want to wrestle.

That's 6 women there-should be a nice sized tournament for the run of that title. I heard Lucas say Vince admitted that lumberjill snowbunny thing was the worst thing he ever put on tv-I guess that's why we actually had a woman win the match on Smackdown by actually wrestling! Good spear, Jacky-now work on those mic skills, girl! I see Kat's a blonde again- so long, mini-me! Damn, I would've loved to have seen Chyna knock Tori silly (well sillier)!! Speaking of Chyna, hasn't she come too far to be Chris Jericho's valet?

I loved Y2J's remarks to Xpuke, especially that 'you found someone even dumber than you!'

Can Undertaker please come back and toughen up his brother? You don't have to wrestle, Mark, just stand around and look scary.

Speaking of Kane, can this please be the last time he's betrayed by someone he trusts?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I like Big Show's new do. Hey, I was a big fan of the Addams Family!

Just what is going through Mark Henry's mind when he reads his script? I thought Chyna said you could say 'no' to any storylines you don't want to do. All of his angles have sucked! Put him and D'Lo back together-seeing D'lo in the 'Pimp Nation' just depresses me!

Oh Eddy, I hope you heal up quick!

Bring back Shane, bring back Linda-right now any (other) McMahon will do!

I'm out-

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