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SHARON'S EDGE
Greetings sports entertainment fans! Welcome again
to my little corner of the wrestling world. So much to discuss-let's start
with the first PPV of the Millennium-ECW's Guilty As Charged, shall we?
As usual, the roster worked their asses off but I found myself feeling
a bit blah about the whole thing. I even heard an interview with Lance
Storm where even he said he wasn't really psyched up for the show. I guess
with the size of their roster, every loss is noticed and I really miss
Taz and the Dudleys! Not to mention Balls and Axl! Well, I was sorry to
see the Rhino/Sandman face-off scratched but I did love the spear
(or gore) Rhino gave Dusty Rhodes-Damn!!!
What really impresses me about ECW is that even
though they feature the same matches, i.e., Tajiri vs. Super Crazy or Sabu
vs. RVD-they don't get old! Most of the roster is truly talented and impressive
so their matches really manage to stay fresh. My main disappointment was
that RVD didn't lose his belt! I read rumors that he would be going after
the Hardcore Champion belt ( RVD vs. Mike Awesome? I'm there!!)so I thought
for sure Sabu would become the new TV champ! As for his 'quitting' ECW,
how is Paul E. going to work that? Is Sabu taking some time off or is he
going to Japan?
Congratulations to the new tag team champs-the Impact
Players! I love these guys and I look forward to seeing them defend those
belts! I was also kind of disappointed that Spike Dudley didn't win-especially
after those awesome promos! I loved seeing the pissed off side of Spike
(and who knew he was actually a cutie?) I'm sure his body was one big bruise
after all those table shots. I really thought the Giant killer would bring
Awesome down but hey-after that totally stiff shot Mike gave Spike's girl
(OUCH!!) I look forward to seeing this feud go on! I don't think Spike
is going to let it rest until he takes Awesome down!
Well, onto my favorite fed. I thought it was such
an honorable, respectable thing the way almost the whole WWF roster came
out to demand Mick's reinstatement. He deserves all the respect in the
world! I'd waited for Vince and Shane to ride in like the Cavalry but I
liked this idea much better! It was truly Mick's show from the opening
tribute to the faux Mankind torturing to the bloody match with HHH! I really
hope Vince makes his dream come true-retiring as the main event at Wrestle-
mania 2000! After all Mick's done in the business, he deserves that
too! I did question the inclusion of the Mean St. Posse and Al Snow, considering
what they've put Mankind through!
Some Random Thoughts~
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ECW's Elektra might have a good figure but geez, that face is scary! And
was it really necessary for her to remove that flimsy covering? Oh, I forgot,
it was to titillate the male fans when Chris Chetti simulated oral sex
on her. Chris, sweetie, please......
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There's a rumor that the Godfather will get a set of permanent ho's-complete
with names and personalities. I don't know, part of the gimmick is the
set of new ho's in every city. Doesn't sound very viable to me. But
I'm not a Godfather fan, sometimes I miss Kama.
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It just warms my heart to see all the anti-Xpac signs out there. Glad to
see I'm not alone. I already know Cyan, Rebecca and I would love to a La
Femme Nikita on him.
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Ok-Edge=engaged; D'Lo=engaged, Mark Henry=engaged; Chris Jericho=engaged,
and Paul Wight=engaged-is there something in the WWF water?
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I don't think the Mean St. Posse works as well without Shane in the mix.
Personally, I think the only true wrestler in the bunch-Joey Abs, should
get a singles push while the Gas brothers become a tag team. Shane has
not ruled out a reconciliation but in the meantime, give Joey a push!
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I guess Prince Albert must have amnesia. I recall when Big Boss Man left
Droz bleeding in the middle of the ring. Hey, Prince, it's called loyalty!
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I would've thought the first person Test would want a match with would
be HHH! He's taken this whole wedding swerve a little too well, don't you
think? Why not have a Test/HHH match where Test beats HHH only to have
Steph declare it a non-title match? This boy is overdue for a blow-up!
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OK, I finally rented an UFC tape and maybe I picked a bad one, but it was
a real snoozefest. You would think the he combination of wrestling
and kick boxing would be exciting. After 2 hours, I found myself wondering
why Ken Shamrock is so hellbent on going back. If any of you out there
are UFC fans, please tell me why and suggest titles. The tape I had was
set in Japan and featured the debut of Frank Shamrock. Maybe the Best of
Ken Shamrock tape is more exciting. I'll have to check it out.
Well, that's it for me. I would
appreciate any feedback to my column so I can avoid those
pangs of jealousy
when I see CRZ, Michaelangelo and Cyan referring to their letters.
Thank you....
Until next time, dear
readers....................
Sharon
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