Sharon's Edge
Don't just sit there and kayefabe like an idiot
The Rock to Michael Cole
Well, it's me, it's me-it's the original "Stone Cold" Sharon
Austin! So many things to talk about but let's start with the whole
Meat episode from Heat-damn, Vince! That was pretty risque for the
family friendly hour of 7pm! What did Terri put in that drink-Viagra?
The Big Boss Man was at his funniest with that match-the looks he was
giving Meat's 'predicament' were priceless! And the look of panic when
he 'felt' Meat behind him-classic!!! Then for him to go from funny
back to menacing when he came down to confront Al Snow 'and his little
dog too'- I think I'm becoming a BBM fan!
You know I've noticed people have been discussing just what kind
of relationship Chyna & HHH have but from the admiring looks and
hands-on approach BA Billy Gunn and Chyna have, I want to know what's
going on with them! And obviously HHH is too self centered and
single-minded to notice! If he had, he wouldn't have been so willing
to 'loan' Chyna to B.A.! Wonder if GTV will catch them in a
compromising position?
Well, J.R. said it would be a classic RAW and that it most
definitely was! WOW! Starting with the Rock's opening
remarks-"Welll..It's the Big Slow!"...."I'm going to go take a leak,
this guy sucks!"...and his hilarious impression of TBS' big hand
thingy-I was almost peeing my pants! Damn, he looks so good and he
makes me laugh-my dream man! (I'm a Rock mark so sue me!) Then of
course, he gets a beatdown, poor baby. That's OK, sweetie, you got
some good shots in first!
I was pleasantly surprised by the arrival of HBK and he looked
good! I hadn't heard anything about him being there-Snoop Dogg and
Smashing Pumpkins were all over the Net reports but nothing about HBK.
You know I wish they wouldn't let X-Pac holler in the mic so much, his
interviews are second to Steve Blackman in the grating zone. They
should both just let their in-ring skills do their talking for them.
Take a tip from Kane! My poor eardrums! (And someone tell Steve
Blackman to turn to the camera when he's speaking!)
The Christian/ Gangrel match was much better than I thought it
would be-both really shined! I haven't seen Gangrel look that good in
a long time! And Christian was awesome-damn, that tornado DDT! Of
course, with the run-in of the Hardyz, it had to deteriorate into a
Chris beatdown-poor baby. After the way Michael Hayes has been with
them lately, I wasn't surprised to see the Hardyz turn on him. I think
it would be cool to see Gangrel and them form a more brutal Brood!
After reading Jesse Ventura's book, I was looking forward to what
he had to say but much like Rebecca said, some of those remarks flew
over my head. I know they were jabs at Hogan (Hey! He stole my Bozo
hair line!)but I loved his telling HHH to work on his wrestling
moves-oohh, the truth hurts! I also have to hand it to him for staying
so cool and refusing to let HHH goad him into a fight. And of course
the arrival of HBK was icing on the cake, especially when he gave HHH
the good old crotch chop-nice to see you haven't forgotten your roots,
HBK! (Too bad the camera wasn't facing him when he did it!)
I'm confused about this whole JJ/Val/Debra thing-wasn't it just a
few weeks ago Debra set up Val to lose during a match with JJ? See
what I mean about writers and their short memories? I'm wondering what
Debra would do without JJ or any man at her side-she can't wrestle-I
say they let her join JR and King, or better yet, Michael Cole and
Kevin Kelly at ringside. I would think she's been around wrestling
long enough to have some knowledge of it. Besides, it would be cool to
have a woman at ringside! (of course, I don't know if you'd be able to
hear her over the 'puppy' chants!)
Speaking of short memories-wasn't it just a few weeks ago that HHH
was telling us that looking at Chyna as 'just a woman' was a mistake?
Hmm, I guess it only applies if it concerns him. *It's MY Time!* Hey,
HHH, want some cheese to go with that whine?! I loved Chyna's reaction
and HHH subsequent sputtering to try to make amends. *I didn't mean it
that way!* Hee hee! Wonder how this will affect their union-will it
drive her into the arms of Billy Gunn? Sorry, I've been reading too
many romance novels lately.
Needless to say, I'm an Acolytes fan so I was sorry to see them
lose their belts, even if it was to X-Pac & Kane. He more than carries
that tag team! I really like Kane but I kinda tired of seeing him save
X-Pac's scrawny butt. He was once the heavyweight champ- I really hope
with his newfound popularity that he gets a title shot again-Alone. I
don't know how I feel about his apparent joining up with DX because I
don't think he needs them. Sorry, folks, I wasn't there for the whole
DX formation so I have no feelings about them one way or another.
I thought the whole G-TV angle was dropped, seeing that we hadn't
had one for the last 2 weeks. And after this week's installment, I'm
still convinced it stands for GAG-TV. Did we really need that close-up
of Mr. Ass' red and itchy asset? YUK! And I was surprised after all
the internet rumors of Stone Cold's ego running amok, he would allow
himself to avoid being a part of this years biggest shows. I guess the
WWF wants him to take care of that injury to make sure he's in shape
for SummerSlam. Good idea.
Now-Jericho. I'd never seen Chris Jericho in action but the way
everyone on the Internet was salivating over his WWF arrival, I found
myself swept up in the fervor. Well, if he wrestles the way he speaks,
I can't wait for his first match! And what guts to take on the most
electrifying man in sports entertainment! After his remarks about the
mediocrity in the WWF, I was surprised someone,anyone, didn't come out
to pummel him! He's certainly trying not to make friends, and after
that run-in to screw up the Rock's match-these two will be facing off
very soon!
Well, the triple threat match was interesting, with Chyna taking
several big bumps (well, except for that rather gentle chokeslam).
Contrary to some opinions, I think Chyna is one of the best! She's got
more moves than HHH! And hey, if a man knocks you down-the best thing
is a nutshot! (Not that I have any experience with that!) And we know
the real reason SCSA helped her in that match was just another way of
giving the middle finger to HHH!!
Now it's MY time-to say see you next week! Until next time,
dear readers.
Sharon Austin
The Brood-y Mama
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