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SHARON'S EDGE Greetings, sports entertainment fans! Well, Survivor Series and RAW are over and what are we left with? Disappointment, anger, confusion, boredom and frustration. Let's start with the mess of the PPV- the first match, featuring the pimp stable was cute (and D'Lo was adorable!) but the Acolytes and Dudleys are natural born enemies and should stay that way. Most of the SS card didn't move me; I was less than thrilled to see the women's match didn't do the elimination thing like the men's matches did, left to sudden death so as to make it shorter. And why oh why was Mae and Moolah included-didn't they do the right thing and retire? Boo! Hiss! The only real surprise in this match was that Terri actually wore a bra! Lucas at WWF.com did a column this week where he basically said there should be no women in the ring (well,with the exception of Chyna) All the competitors should take a break while just Debra, Terri & Miss Kitty should be seen. I say bull****, Lucas! As a female fan, I get bored with the endless parade of hoes, puppies and kittens! I also say that if you pay as much attention to the male characters as you do to the female ones, maybe they would be over by now! Maybe if the WWF hadn't used the real talents of Jackie & Luna to get the artist formerly known as Sable over, they'd have more of a fan base! He had the gall to say Jackie had no charisma-well it hasn't stopped Mideon and Viscera from appearing on TV! Maybe if we saw these women more often, the crowd would be more into them! Instead we get more Moolah & Mae! Give me a break! Anyway--I was into the Jericho/Chyna match. I'd been reading all the negative reports about Y2J and how some people were predicting that a Jericho loss would equal jobber status. Even Bob Ryder, (that WCW shill), remarked that Jericho 'got beat by a girl'-I say you get in the ring with her, Bob, and we'll see what happens. Like her theme (now) says 'don't treat me like a woman'. Chyna's no ordinary woman-I guess some people refuse to look past that. Well, Jericho definitely made Chyna work for her belt and I'm surprised but glad that she kept it. Onto the main match-well, I noticed that Stone Cold had kept himself out of the action lately, leading me to speculate about an injury. So now we have the cliffhanger-who ran over Stone Cold? Hhmm...Billy Gunn was the only DX member we didn't see...King says he saw blonde hair...but I guess 2+2 doesn't always equal 4, especially in the WWF! I say the coolest thing would be it turning out to be either Undertaker or Taz in a blonde wig! Although, I'm hoping UT will make his return at Test & Stephanie's wedding to take his 'bride' back. Back to SS-the best thing about the triple threat match was the Rock and HHH teaming up to take on TBS. I was disappointed that the Rock didn't win the belt but I'm cool with the Big Show holding it for now. I was waiting for him to dedicate to his dad or do a shoot on RAW about it. We were cheated out of seeing Paul Wight make shredded pork out of BBM but I guess now that BBM's the #1 contender (W*T*F*????) this showdown is inevitable. I, for one can't wait! Too bad Paul didn't run down to the ring during BBM's match with Rock-I really was waiting for him to choke slam him through the ring like he did UT! Onto to some random thoughts-
Well, that's it for me. Until next time, dear readers. Sharon The World's Most Dangerous Abs Mail the Author Visit the World's Most Dangerous Abs |
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