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SHARON'S EDGE

Greetings, sports entertainment fans! Well, I am so grossed out at the thought of that Queen of the Ring Rats getting her claws into our guys, Christian and Edge! As cool as it would be to see those two in a more, shall we say, intimate setting-all sweaty and sexy......MMmmm....Where was I? Oh!OK! Not with her-puhleez!!! I've already written their feedback page to voice my protest. I would love to see the Dudleys bust into the Terri Runnels Invitational and beat up both teams! I wonder how Terri would feel about 'servicing' them? But Christian and Edge DO NOT, I repeat do not need a valet to get them over!

The Hardyz on the other hand, get almost zero crowd support. And I've never really heard them say anything so I have no clue to their personalities. (Remember I don't get Jakked so I'd never seen these guys until they appeared on Heat & RAW) And never having seen Edge & Christian as the Suicide Blondes, their best gimmick was the Brood. I say give Terri to the Hardyz and let the Brood reform! Then turn those three loose on every belt possible! The character of Terri baffles me anyway- she sleeps with a few guys on the roster-even 3 at once, she wears tops that barely cover her boobs, she's photographed in tiny swimsuits yet she wouldn't consider Playboy because 'she's a mommy'-W*T*F?????? Gee, Terri, wonder how your daughter will get that.

Speaking of having it both ways-Chyna is amazing. She is the only character who can stand alone as a face, then at HHH's side as a heel-who else can do that? And despite what Bret Hart says, fighting Chyna is not like fighting just any girl! She was very impressive against the British Bulldog! And are we seeing cracks in the Chyna/HHH relationship? After all last week, Stone Cold came out of HHH's dressing room-Chyna was nowhere to be found and at RAW, HHH didn't come down when Davey called him out. Where are they going with this?

Everyone is reeling from the news that WWF head writer/booker Vince Russo has defected to the WCW-how will this affect both feds? Considering how critical WCW has been of WWF's adult content-I find it strange that they would hire away their head writer. I guess they're rethinking their family values. I can only hope the loss of Vince Russo will infuse the WWF with new blood and fresh storylines. I've heard some people say this is all a work but then people still say that about the whole Bret Hart thing.

Speaking of Bret Hart, Nitro left me with a bad taste in my mouth.First of all, I don't think I'd want to work at a place where my brother was killed but then I'm not working for a company so hungry for ratings that they'd milk someone's death for all it was worth. I couldn't watch- I felt just like one of those people who stop at car accidents, hoping to see blood. He claims he owed it to the fans but, believe me, Bret, if you didn't want to be there, the fans would understand. Anyway---onto happier things:

Random Thoughts & Observations

  • I think Stevie Richards makes an adorable Dude Love! I do miss the Meanie though.
  • Ivory gets nothing but glowing, positive reports from everyone but gets zero crowd response-WHY??
  • Is Jerry Lawler that much younger than the Fabulous Moolah? Oh I forgot, old men tend to think younger girlfriends make them young. Umm...OK...whatever.
  • So does this mean that JJ will have no valets at his side now?
  • Wasn't that horrible dog pound match at Unforgiven even further proof that the BBM has absolutely no impact on any match that he's in? He sucked at Wrestlemania 15, he sucked at SummerSlam and oh boy did he suck at Unforgiven. Yeah, Vince, he impresses you but not the fans. Enough! Case closed.
  • OK, so is this Steve Blackman push over and done with now?
  • Now I am not a New Age Outlaws fan but just how and why did they reunite? And why did they get those belts back so quick?

    Many things to contemplate. But I'm getting hyped-tomorrow night I'm going to my first WWF house show! I can't wait. Until next time, dear readers..

    Sharon
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