Howdy pardners, Michaelangelo here. Your favorite Boston-based wrestling-writing asshole here to brighten your day and take up just a little more bandwidth here on [slash] wrestling. Yet another Christmas has come and gone and looks like we managed to actually survive. I hope your holiday was as good as it could have been and I certainly wish all of you guys the best for the New Year.

If we are all still alive on January 1. Just saying, is all.

Anyway, I am way behind this week and I want to get moving. Let's start with something that's been on my mind:

It's My Column and I'll Rant it I Want To

This week's rant is about the reformation of two very special factions, the NWO and DX. It seems that the more things change, the more they stay the same over in the "big two." Back in October (at a live Providence RAW show which yours truly was lucky enough to attend) we saw DX reunite as a major heel stable in WWF. This was well-planned and thought out in that we got to revisit heel versions of longtime face staples, X-Pac and Jesse James.

Although, at first, it seemed that DX would simply be a four-man group to oppose the McMahons as Stone Cold did for the past 18 months, they quickly dispelled that notion by having leader HHH marry Stephanie and take over the company as Vince and Shane mysteriously vanished. In spite of some repetition, the past four televised shows have given us enough heel and face victories to spice up the war between DX and the rest of the WWF in the wake of the Helmsley-McMahon era.

Over in WCW, just last week Vince Russo shocked its fans by bringing back the gang that wouldn't die, the NWO. This time they promise a more elite group. "No ham and eggers", says Jeff Jarrett. We'll just have to see about that.

I am still on the fence about the return of the New World Order. It seems that there are entirely too many stables in WCW already. We have the Filthy Animals, The Revolution, Harlem Heat, The Varsity Club, Vampiro and his Misfits, and now it looks like David Flair and Devon Storm are staring some sort of psycho group with screamin' Daphne. Too many clubs, not enough members, get it?

I think in order for the NWO to work they have to be very careful and follow some specific guidelines.

1. Keep Hogan out of it. In fact, I would have the group swerve him by bringing him in for a show or two and then turning on him with a major beatdown. How sweet would it be to have the Hulkster turn on Goldberg and the other faces only to end up on his face with the letters "NWO" spray painted on his back.

2. Keep the group small. Don't add any more than one or two more members and make sure they are A-list. No Vincents, Stevie Rays, or Horace Hogans this time around.

3. The group has to be heels and stay heels. Nash cannot play the crowd up with his "...in the house" catchphrase crap. If they are bad guys they have to get the fans to hate them.

4. The faces must score as many victories as the heels. The last time the NWO got back together, they beat the tar out of Ric Flair about a dozen times and never got their come-uppance. The fans need a blowoff where the good guys prevail.

5. Get rid of The Powers that Be. I hear rumors that the PTB will soon be phased out. Good. Let the NWO be the dominant heel force in WCW and have Russo stay true to his word and keep his mug off television.

That's it. I think that this time around, if they keep it straight, they might get it right. So far, so good. What do you think?

Letters

Last week's Question of the Week was:

If you were given the job of repackaging Ed Leslie as a wrestler in the WWF, what gimmick or angle would you give him?

Lots of really good answers to this one...more than I would have originally thought! Do yourself a favor, if you want to laugh, read these letters!

From: "Guerrilla Radio" 
Subject: Ed Leslie. 

The Scotsman. He can come out in a kilt..with Shirley Manson as a valet. In a thong. (her, that is) Yeah...okay, so I'm a Shirley Manson mark, sue me. 

-EverLit, w/raging hormones 
www.geocities.com/everlit1 

Ed Leslie in a kilt? I think that breaks at least four health laws. Although, it might be worth it if we could see Miss Manson in that thong you suggested.

From: AWaywardSoul 
Subject: Ed Leslie *snicker* 

how about packaging him as the Invisible Man? it's what he's been anyway since Brutus left the scene..think about it; they could make vague references to him, and he wouldn't even have to be on payroll. after all, if he's to be Invisible, why bother? get some heat (maybe) for him just by namechecking. now that would be interesting. just a quirk.

~wayward

How about having him "possess" other jobbers? We can have Kenny Kaos doing the "Beefcake Strut" during a match. It would go along great with all those damned ghost movies that have been coming out lately.

From: wagnercm 
Subject: Answer from Buff McKenzie 

Ey Mike L And Jello...

The question...

If you were given the job of repackaging Ed Leslie as a wrestler in the WWF, what gimmick or angle would you give him?

The answer...

"The Shockmaster II, Electric Boogaloo"
Aging hipster who tries in vain to "shock" the audience with his antics that would be considered "shocking" to pre-60's audience. Example -
Comes out, does the twist, gets the stick... Taunts audience for a while saying that they will be "shocked" by what he is about to do. Then he
brings out a woman in a string-bikini while laughing and taunting the "crumbum" censors. Then he puts on a dress.

Or:

Brutus, the faceless barber disciple. 
Gimmick - he comes out wearing swimwear and an innertube with his hair on fire while throwing donuts into the crowd. His only move is the
armbar and he never finishes a match because he "soils" himself in each match and runs to the back to clean himself and "secretly" throw his
shitty-underpants in the dumpster, but the cameras always see him.... Crash TV!

Or:
"The Man in the Iron-Pants"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh shit...

-Buff McKenzie - Still alive

Iron pants? Ha! I haven't laughed this much since I saw that old lady fall down on the patch of ice this morning. 

From: XvSexyBoyvX
Subject: Hey Yo. 

Well, I must say the subliminal messages thing was some funny shit.

I thought the Nash/Sid match was funny. I was just thinking, "Nash is fucking cool"

Come on...really. Nash is the man.

If I could repackage Ed Leslie...he'd be...hmmm...

let's see...B.B.C.Z.D.W.F.

Brutus the Booty Cake Zodiac Disciple without a Face

you forgot to mention his run as the Booty Man...

maybe...Senor El Poncho los Frijoles

hell, I don't know.

Package him with Hogan...maybe he can get over. Or maybe not...it didn't work last time.

But Hogan was having enough trouble getting over last time too. Thank God.

Well...anyway. I'm out. so until next time...I'm just gonna continue to be...
TOOO SWEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Love, peace, and chicken grease.

What subliminal You must love Benoit messages? 

For the record, Nash is "Big Daddy Cool" although your nickname for him might be more in tune with the Russo era of WCW.

From: Daryl726
Subject: Question of the week 

What to do with Ed Leslie? Here's the scenario:

In the tradition of Outback Jack and Mr. Perfect, vignettes of a hockey player start appearing on T.V. You never see the man's face, but he is
portrayed as the toughest hockey player ever. He plays dirty and tries to injure as many people as possible. He simply goes by the name of
'The Enforcer' ( sorry AA)

When he finally starts to wrestle, he comes to the ring wearing a hockey mask. You can't see his face. He defeats his opponents by
crosschecking them with his hockey stick to the head. (the "Five Minute Major")

After several months of lower midcard squashes, he begins a program with Kane. The feud culminates in a "Mask vs. Mask" match at Summer Slam. During the match, Kane turns heel, rejoining DX. With their help, he defeats The Enforcer. DX removes his mask during the postmatch
beatdown. The Enforcer is saved by Chris Jericho, and it is revealed that he is actually ...wait for it... JERICHO'S FATHER-TED IRVINE!!

Well, you can see why no one is beating down my door asking me to be a "Power That Be" (Power That Is?) Anyway, I didn't want you calling me a chicken.

-Double D

Way too much thought went into this idea. Can't say it's half bad, though. Thanks!

From: Enrique31
Subject: Question of the Week: Does Ed Leslie suck? 

Yes, he does suck. What do you mean that wasn't the question? Repackage him? <shudder> You're right about one thing, I didn't see the question coming.

My brother Marc (the Jakked recapper here) was asking me if I remembered Furface. Apparently this was Leslie in a furry mask, although he didn't do much besides interfere in a few matches. Marc said he specifically remembers he and I watching an Earthquake match (probably on Superstars) and Furface came down to mess with him. According to my bro, I said something like "You better be careful, messing with Earthquake like that," but we were pretty young then and I don't remember any of this. That, or I've repressed the memory because it involves Ed Leslie.

Anyway, if I were to repackage him, I'd either have him be Furface (because it's really dumb and hopefully he'd get fired), or I'd use him for insider
based comedy and have him come out looking for other friend's of Hogan. Wouldn't it be funny to have him come out when "Real American" is playing for Patterson and Brisco, look at them weird and say "That's Terry's music, but you're not Terry. Where's Terry?"

Patterson and Brisco: "Uh... he doesn't work here anymore, Ed."

Ed: "Oh... Well what about Tenta? I saw him on TV wearing a mask and..."

P&B: "No, he's gone."

E: "Oh. Randy?"

P&B: "Nope."

E: "Oh. Hmm. Will you two be my friends?"

P&B: "Uh... sorry, no."

Well, I thought it was funny.

-Eric Taylor

I never really thought he sucked all that bad, I just think poor Ed had a streak of bad luck that lasted way too long. If he hadn't bused up his face, he would have been the one to dethrone the Honkey Tonk Man at SummerSlam 88. Instead that honor went to the Ultimate Warrior, and look how well he did. 

Er. Um.

I guess Leslie was pretty much screwed either way. Never mind.

From: "Don Thomas" 
Subject: GB&U answers and Expansion idea, plus comments 
 
Okay I got your Vague answers (Mostly) as well as a gimmick for Leslie, and a few other comments. 

First Vague Reference 
"Oh, I'm just getting Warmed up" 
Col. Frank Slade's (Al Pacion's) Response to "Are you done" in one of my all time fave movies, Scent of a Woman. One of his more memoral quotes from that movie that can be presented to a G audience. 

Christmas Vagueness 
"Stink Stank Stunk"??? 

Undocumented Vagueness. (I missed the last one so I'm going for  bonus points here) 
"That's what she said" 
Wayne's World. One Skit where they had a list of the top 10 babes (Schwing!) at one number garth asks "Can I pull it?" (referring to the tabs that cover each entry on th e list) to which Wayne (Mike Myers) states "That's what she said. 

Another Vague 
"Bumbles Bounce" 
Willy Wonka nd the Chocolate Factory. 

Vauge Reference 
"When they kissed it Looked like two carp going after the same piece  of fish" 
Boby Heenan. On who I can't remember. 

Not So Vague Reference. 
"Where's my back bacon? Five golden tuches? " 
I believe its toque. But Hey, I'm just a Canadian, unlike Rick Moranis, who was one half (Along with Dave Thomas) of the McKenzie Brothers ("Hi I'm Bob McKenzie, and this is my Brother Doug" "How's it going eh?"), a mainstay on SCTV, who's album, that had this quote on it. 


(Snuck a Vague Reference in the closer!) 
"Be good to each other....party on dudes! " 
Bill and Ted (Keeanu Reeves and that other guy) back when most people didn't want to admit having watched a Keeanu Movie (If speed didn't change that, the Matrix sure as hell did) 

Random Comments. 
A Bad You missed. 
On General Principle, I'd include this one 
BAD- Tony Schivone. Need I say more. 

Every time. 

2 Hottie Worm/People's Elbow comment. 
Its the lead up, like RYU charging up for a visious Dragon Uppercut....Okay you don't buy it either. Remember the good old days when Rock was dispised, and he'd do the people's Elbow to piss us off, and he'd not actually pin people with it. Man I liked him better back then, it was the People's Elbow that turned me a Rock Fan prior to everyone else coming around...he was so cocky and stuck up he was too funny not to enjoy. (How he used to incorporate something special after the run, before the drop 

Now as to your comments in the expansion column. Your cheerleader outfit fall in love comment. It shows the depth of your own morality and being there pal....and if you do find such a woman, will to do this "Act" for you...find out if she has a sister who will visit me and do the same 8-) 

The Powerbomb ref thing. Remember, as CRZ loves pointing out, Russo said "All angles will be logical" 

Beniot Rocks, and it sucks he's like champ for only one night at a time. 

Bret Hart...(My turn to join your rant) 
Here is a guy, who does a weekly article for a newspaper, but seems to do it in character (One article he ranted about Sting hitting him with a bat because of Liz) A guy who has been Bitter to the nth power about Montreal for 2 years, and now... well as a wrestler I still like the guy, as a peron, or personality, he has much to be desired. He's Bad, then Apologetic, then good, then bad again, so how long now til he comes out and apologieses to all his great fans. 


And Finally for Leslie.... 

I'd have A shot of him in the back with Vince, or some high ranking booker/angle type/suit, and give him some gimmick that is pretty silly looking. 
Something like Sal Sincerely was, make him an italian mafia type or something. Have him come out against some jobber, have the Jobber (Or someone like the Meanie) make fun of him, ask where his scicors are, Then Have Ed just just beat the crud out of Meanie and knock him out of the ring, then rip off the dorky gimmick and grab the stick. Have him say something like the following 

"You all know who I am, and who I was, and for those who need reminding, let me tell you a little story about a man a long time ago called brutus Beefcake, who was a wrestler. No Gimmick, no fancy crap, just him, and A partner, Greg Valentine who were a succesful tag team. Since then, Brutus has been a Barber, a Butcher, a Zodiac and possibly even a middle aged wife and mother of 3 in Springfield. The point is, that he's been repackaged so many damn times, he had no idea what he was anymore. Well this "Machine Gun ED" is the final insult. I'm done with this crap, I 
am not some Ken Doll a bunch of promoters can dress up as they need. I'm not Mr. GodDamn Potato Head, with interchangable parts and appearance. I AM ED LESLIE, THE MAN WHO IS, AS OF THIS MOMENT, GOING TO START KICKING ASS." 

At this Point, someone like Snow or Foley could come out. Maybe Foley wearing Mankind's Mask, Dude's Shirt and Cactus' pants with a Bang Bang, (Or Snow as part Rocker/Avatar/ Head carrying/Job Squader...) and either claim to feel Ed's Pain, or tell ED that he's crying because it was his fault. Either way this could lead to a pairing, or decent feud. And From there if Fans applaud his choice, he could work the crowd to be a face 
or if they seem to dislike it, he can hate the crowd and become a heel.

Also, he could bring up wrestlers past gimmicks when he faces them. Show Farooq his old helmet thing from when he first attacked Ahmed (That would guarentee a significant beat down) Show Helmsley his old walking stick (Which could be used to either beat helmsley with, or HHH Could take to beat on Ed with) Road dog, or Mr. Ass, reminders of Roadie/Jesse james (The Elvis wannabe) or Billy Gun (Cowboy hat and all) or ROCKABILLY. I guess that would make him the Ghost of gimmicks past. 

Anywho I rambled too much already I guess. Great articles man. 
Don.

Now that's a letter! Thanks a ton, Don! For the record, I did find a woman willing to be my cheerleader and she does have a sister...could be trouble.

But who is the woman? Care to hazard a guess?

From: Halkman26
Subject: Ed Leslie 

Hey Michaelangelo:

May I take credit for your naming the non-winners of the Vague Reference contests by secondary names, e.g., this week there was a Lord of Vague References? I believe it was my letter a couple of weeks back where I practically begged you to appoint me to your Royal Order of Vague References that started this trend! I believe I was the first person so appointed.

Anyway, regarding Ed Leslie: if it were up to me, he would be "The Butler." He would dress up in a black tux with white gloves and be the personal man-servant for Hogan. He would follow Hogan around and do everything asked of him. Hogan's monoxodyl, tan lotion and bad TV scripts would be on a silver tray that "The Butler" carries everywhere. The silver tray would also serve the same purpose as Mongo's Haliburton, Cowboy Bob Orton's cowbell, the Cat's "loaded" shoe, Jimmy Hart's megaphone and other items we wrestling fans have grown accustomed to seeing wrestlers who SUCK use to finish off an opponent. The Butler would be handsomely paid for this, despite no real talents as a butler.

The Butler gimmick narrowly beat out my second choice: "The Proctologist" [no explanation necessary I hope].

Anyway, looking forward to this week's installment of the GB&U.

Halk, a/k/a The Weird Albino of Vague References

The Proctologist! LOL! That was the funniest suggestion I got!

And I am so glad that you chose not to go into detail about that particular gimmick.

That's it for answers to last week's question. When you get to the bottom of the column, you'll see a new question. This week's was fun, why not try your hand this time around? 

Anyway, on to more letters.

From: "Matt Plunk"
Sunject: None

1) Al Pacino. I can't remember the movie, although I can remember some guy from Saturday Night Live doing an incredible Al Pacino impression. He he, I love that guy. Hoo-ah!

2) The lines from "The Grinch Stole Christmas" Did you know that guy who sang that is Tony the Tiger? And wasn't the Grinch Bela Legosi (SP)?

3) Don't know this one.

4) Dunno

5) See numbers 3 and 4

6) Yet again do not know

7) Finally, Wayne's World. Party on Michaelagelo!

The guy on SNL was Kevin Spacey, who is a great impressionist in his own right. 

Tony the Tiger and Bela, that's right too.

From: "Mark Q. Chumly" 
Subject: gbu 

I hereby offer a vote to change your honorary CRZ.net title from "King of Vague References" to "Master of Extremely Clear, Identifiable, and Easy-to-Guess Pop Culture References," or "Lord of Non-Vagueries Disguised and Proclaimed as Such," or "Punk Beyotch". Okay, maybe not the last one. But seriously, are you trying to stump retards or the elderly? Because I can't imagine anyone else not identifying, upon sight, every single "vague" reference you've thrown in every single one of your columns! 

I may be bitching, but at least it isn't about constant references to you-know-who! 

Oddly enough, this letter came with no actual guesses identifying the Vague References last week. Read whatever you'd like into that.

From: Torri Rolfe 
Subject: Hiya! 

Hey! Great article this week. I know that you said you've had a rough week, but still, I feel there's something I have to point out that might just make you smile.

Good: The look Farooq's and Bradshaw's faces as Mark Henry and Mae Young embraced. My friend and I almost bust a gut laughing. It's a priceless WTF look. Check it out.

Anyways, happy holidays/New Year and all that jazz. Take care hon!

-torri

Thanks for the words of encouragement, Torri. Wanna be my groupie? I need one.

From: "ctl" 
Subject: Hey the Grinch AND a Jesse VAgue reference!!! 

I didn't get all the references but I loved the Grinch one. Also the "Carp" comment was a hilarious line from Uncle Elmer's Wedding as spouted by Jesse Ventura. I think Jesse and Savage also teamed up during that particular show but I could be wrong.

Actually I know this one too and Toques is spelled Toques so score one for the Bob and Doug McKenzie version of the 12 days also the last reference is Abraham Lincoln in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" (whatever happened to Bill anyways?)

Hey I might just get all of them let me look back at the column...okay. No. What the hell is "Bumble's Bounce"? Can't place 'pumps my nads or the Italian actor so I guess you win.

Hey if you like Canada so much try this Canadian wrestling reference. "noooo chancey Mr. Whalen." It's not all that tough but you had to be there.

Craig Letawsky 

I'm sorry but I don't know that Canadian reference. Any of my northern friends want to take a crack at it? CyanIndigo? What say you, sweetie?

From: John_R._Nieminski
Subject: GoodBadUgly 

Another great column brother! You continue to be not only one of my favorite reads on CRZ.net but also on the whole internet! Not that I don't disagree with some of your views, but I can usually see where youre coming from whenever i DO disagree. And you are not like 95% of the rest of the internet "journalists" you don't just buy into whatever the popular (Meltzer, Keller, JR) opinion of the day is, your views are sincere. Personally though, I think the nWo reformation is going to surprise you and really be quite entertaining. Supposedly Russo & Co. have been planning this angle since day one, and have analyzed all the reasons why the original nWo failed. But PLEASE don't suggest that Goldberg join the nWo, its going to be hard enough for them to avoid getting face pops and to draw the heal heat they will need as it is, imagine how hard it would be if HE was a member. And to answer your question about Benoit's promised title shot, watch Thunder tonight!

AndThatsAllIGotToSayAboutThat!

-Lord Meph 8:40 "Twice as Baked"

I would never suggest that Goldberg Join the NWO. He must remain a major face. He must be the guy who takes down the NWO single-handedly. They did it last Thursday, but the dummy sliced his arm on that limo window. When he gets back they have to line him up for major face action.

Thanks for the letter. I am glad you guys don't always agree with me...if you did, I'd be scared out of my fucking mind.

From: XvSexyBoyvX
Subject: Vague References

Reference numero uno...
Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman, which by the way, is a great fucking movie.

Christmas vagueness...
Come on Mikey...that's from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"

Vague reference #3
Really pumps my nads...
Ummm...damn...I can't put my finger on it...sounds like something...awww hell. forget it.

VR #4...
Bumbles bounce...i have no fucking clue.

VR #5...
theseare just getting more and more obscure...

6....
hell...not so vague my ass...

Vague reference #7...
Wayne's World! Wayne's World!!! It's party time...EXCELLENT!!!! yeah...

That's all i gots for now...
Merry Christmas and a Joyeuos Yueltide or something.

Love, peace, and chicken grease...

Damn straight "Scent of a Woman" was a great movie. If you haven't seen it, rent it, NOW!

From: wagnercm
Subject: Be the King? 

Hello Mr. Angelo

Sorry to hear thing are going crappy right now... Just get some sleep, dude! Oh, you can post this if you want, but I wish to be exempt from being King, because I am already Buff. (If you do, post my addy as smashem@hotmail.com, instead of this one!)

Oh, and enjoy your vacation, however much you get.

Ok, here we go....

1. The Grinch song in How the Grinch Stole X-Mas

2. Pumps my Nads: "And...Moliere really pumps my nads" John Bender, Breakfast Club

3 Bumbles Bounce...: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

4. Two carp in the Mississippi going after the same piece of fish...: you are disturbed.

5. (nice - it is reference #5) Five golden tuches (sic? I thought it was tooks) : Bob and Doug McKenzie - my relatives, no less-
4 lbs of Back Bacon
3 French Toasts
2 Turtle-necks and
1 beer....in a tree...
I also think it was 7 packs of smokes and 6 comic books (though I could have that transposed). Then at the end they picked a dozen donuts for the 12th day. Good Day!

6. C'mon! ...Party on dudes : Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! "You killed Ted you midieval dick-weed!" "Watch out for the horse-crap, Ted"

Anyway.... I got my first peice of fan mail! From Australia no less! SO I am happy toooday. But I digress.

Get outta the funk, dude - we like you happy!

(Chris Benoit will not save us all - I even wrote a song about it in my last column *L*)
-Buff

You would have been the King this week, Buff, since the most correct references this week were 5 of 7. I will honor your wishes and make you the official Buff Daddy of Vague References this week.

From: Kevin Nishimine
Subject: It's a jelly 

Michaelangelo,

First, the Vague Reference stuff:

"Oh, I'm just getting warmed up!" Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman. A GOOD movie.

"Something about a hot looking psycho Goth babe that really pumps my nads." Judd Nelson, in The Breakfast Club, said something about some writer who pumped his nads. I hated all the Brat Pack movies, except for Repo Man (if that counts).

"Bumbles bounce!" Yukon Cornelius!!! I'm man enough to admit I never miss the yearly showing of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

"When they kissed it looked like two carp in the Mississippi going after the same piece of fish." ??? Sounds like something Heenan would say.

"Five golden tuches." From Bob and Doug's 12 Days of Christmas. SCTV ruled, and Strange Brew blows away any SNL skit-to-movie.

"Be good to each other....party on dudes!" Words of advice from Theodore Logan and William S. Preston, Esquire. Although I think it's "be excellent to each other." Chris Jericho says "be good to each other" on his website.

Great columns again. I agree with you about Saturn's goofy comments. I really get a kick out of them, and yeah, he reminds me of someone...

I like Hart as a heel if he stays a heel. You're right about him turning too much, but I've always thought he's much more effective as a heel. I have to admit the reforming of the nWo took me by surprise, but I like the idea, as long as they just keep it to those four. Although I could see Benoit joining up, just becuase he's great as a heel. The Goldberg vs the nWo angle could work for a long time. The best would be to have Hogan try to take control of the nWo again, and have them all just stomp his ass out of the WCW.

Merry Christmas,

-Kevin

Again, close Kevin, but someone else got in before you. However, your savvy makes you in line for a title. How about Dark Protector of Vague References?

Okay, that's it for letters this week. To see the answers to all seven vague references and find out who's the new King, you'll just have to read the Good, Bad, and Ugly for this week. It's a good one, so why not just give it a click. It should be ready in a day or so.

Question of the Week

In the spirit of last week's question, the answers to which gave me belly laughs to die for, here is this week's question:

If you were a wrestler, what gimmick and angle would you choose for yourself?

Be creative, serious, funny, whatever. Send your answers to michaelangelo70@hotmail.com. I'm a-waitin'.

Hey, I made it through a column without once mentioning how much of a hottie CyanIndigo is. I am so proud of myself!

I am Michaelangelo and will be for a while.

Later, taters.