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2000 R.S.P-W Awards | Worst Colour Commentator |
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Worst Colour Commentator Award Description: To be given to the commentator/announcer who makes the dumbest comment while pushing his product. This person probably gets you to turn down the TV when he/she is announcing. Previous Winners: 1991: Dusty Rhodes 1992: Lord Alfred Hayes 1993: Randy Savage 1994: Dusty Rhodes 1995: Steve McMichael 1996: Dusty Rhodes 1997: Dusty Rhodes 1998: Larry Zbyszko 1999: Jason Hervey **2000**: Mark Madden 497 first place votes 431 second place votes 380 third place votes 254 61 32 1517 Mark Madden 17 64 34 345 Jeremy Borash 21 45 44 328 Insane Clown Posse 40 19 18 293 Tony Schiavone 25 25 27 254 Arnold Schwarzenegger 21 27 32 250 Larry Zbyszko 14 29 28 213 Mike Tenay 15 31 8 184 Stevie Ray 13 20 21 167 Michael Cole 8 23 27 163 Joel Gertner 9 20 21 147 Kevin Kelly 12 10 13 116 David McLane (WOW) 14 5 11 107 Jerry Lawler 8 5 8 71 Michael Hayes 4 6 9 56 Tazz 6 1 3 39 Jennifer Hart (WXO) 4 5 2 39 Bobby Heenan 4 2 4 34 Conquistadors 0 4 2 16 Cyrus 0 2 4 14 Scott Hudson 2 0 0 10 Vince Russo 1 1 1 10 Lee Marshall (WOW) 0 1 3 9 Jonathan Coachman (eligible?) 0 2 1 8 Tom Prichard 0 1 2 7 Kane 0 2 0 6 Konnan 1 0 0 5 Terri 1 0 0 5 Oklahoma 1 0 0 5 Juventud Guerrera 0 1 1 5 Joey Styles 0 1 0 3 Tygress 0 1 0 3 Eric Bischoff 0 1 0 3 Edge & Christian 0 0 1 2 X-Pac 0 0 1 2 Terry Taylor 0 0 1 2 Stan Lane (WXO) 0 0 1 2 Paisley 0 0 1 2 Kevin Nash 0 0 1 2 Chyna REJECTED 0 16 16 Duplicate votes 2 0 0 "Any..." votes 0 0 1 Jason Hervey (ineligible, time) 0 0 1 DJ whatever the hell his name is (Ran? Skribble? Neither did commentary) BRAD LYLE: Any chance to vote for David McLaine! :) C. JOSEPH HOFFMAN: Even Jabba the Hutt (related to Madden by sheer ugliness) could not be this bad! HIRO: They should not have let Arnold do commentary. Los Conquistadores (Edge and Christian) wasn't any more help, it was funny for a while but I prefer their previous routine. Jerry Lawler just annoys me a lot. CITRON: Ditto on Mark Madden. MICHAEL BANKER: Stevie Ray wasn't listed on the choices list, but I just had to add him. Have you heard him? He's just awful. ADAM FROM TORONTO: See what you get for putting Schiavone in two categories? BEN WEINER: Kevin Kelly and Micheal doing commentary--which is which? DEVON: Mark Madden is an annoying idiot. Larry Zbyszko is an egomaniac who drones on endlessly about his own greatness and takes an hour to complete a sentence. Joel Gertner sits there silently through most of the matches. GREGG MIXDORF: Worst Color Commentator was a difficult category because Mark Madden is hands down the worst color commentator ever. No one comes close and no one deserves to be voted for second or for third because no one is that bad at commentating about wrestling except Mark Madden. He is so obnoxious (along with Schiavone) that I can't even stomach WCW programming. Something interesting could be happening but the first time Madden opens his huge mouth I have to turn the channel or if I want to stick around put it on mute. The guy doesn't have an original phrase in him that is good. Plus he is starting to bring Stevie Ray down and we can't have that. Madden needs to go NOW! SCOTT W.: Mark Madden is the worst by a lot. Kinda like he is the fattest person on Earth by a lot. Kinda like he is the loneliest person on Earth cause he lives with his mother still. I still live at home, but I am 24 and still in college. Hey Mark, go eat a 90 pound hot dog. Jeremy Borash, or Jeremy BORING. Whatever. Stay on WCW Live you shill. Also, the Living Legend. Ugh. I almost miss Mongo. Nah, I don't. DONNIE VOMIT: Amazingly enough, Chyna still sucks on the mic. Steve Blackman has even made significant strides where Chyna hasn't. The Hardy Boyz will not be as over as Edge & Christian until they learn to use the mic. Steph has a voice for literature. MARCUS SPARKS: Arnold say absolutely nothing of note when he was on Smackdown. Nothing. Neither did the Conquistadors... but they really couldn't. Madden's a mute-button magnet. REISMARK: All hail wrestling's worst colour commentator ever, Tony Schiavone. JAMES HOWARD: Arnold Schwarzenegger had never done colour-commentary in his life, and the entire time he did so I was worried that my ears would begin bleeding. And I liked *him* better than I liked Jeremy Borash. There's a lesson there. ^_^ TERRY ANDERTON: 3rd - Back when he was on Shotgun, calling Kevin Kelly "Special K". DOUG CORTI: Jennifer Hart repeating the "Fred Ottman grew up, but his car didn't" joke endlessly behind the mike. Reason #4019 this promotion went to an early grave after 3 episodes. JOE GAGNE: When Mark Madden replaced Bobby Heenan on Nitro, I thought a new voice would improve the show. Oh, how wrong I was. Madden?s obnoxious blathering, stolen catchphrases, and constant efforts to put himself over make Nitro absolutely unlistenable. Thank God for the mute button. David McLane?s overblown delivery makes WOW seem even sillier than it already is. Joel Gernter?s antics have now gotten really tiresome. I?m surprised no one nominated Stevie Ray here. SCOTT ZUCKER: Is it just me or does Mark Madden resemble a dog? TROY OLSON: The worst night of Smackdown ever=97Arnold and Cole did commentary. JEREMY DELINE: Larry Zybysko has always been a rambling, self-promoting twit. thank god he's not a rambling, self-promoting twit on Nitro, Thunder or Saturday Night anymore..(shame about Saturday Night though.) Joel Gertner is extremely overrated by ECW Fanatics, and hasn't done anything really exciting since he was the manager for the Killer Dudley Boys. Both are overshadowed (literally) by the giant blob that is Mark Madden. 10 Reasons why Mark Madden is a horrible color commentator: 10. His incessant putting over of the Harris Boy's H-Bomb as 'destroying everything within a 20' radius'. 9. His blubbery shriek: SPINEROONI! SPINEROONI! SPINEROONI!. 8. His ruination of my appreciation for Kevin Smith movies with his nonsensical use of the phrase 'Snootchie Bootchies'. God Damn it...next he'll be shrieking 'NIGH!'into a microphone. 7. His sweaty, grotesque, slack-jawed mouthbreathing into the microphone when the camera is on him. 6. His 'feud' with Gene Okerlund. 5. His attempts to mimic the mannerisms of 'cool' wrestlers, such as RVD and Scott Hall. 4. His comparison of himself to Jerry Lawler. 3. Bobby Heenan isn't employed. Madden is. 2. the recent attention paid by Madden to Scott Hall WHO ISN'T WITH THE COMPANY. which segues into #1: Hey Madden, It'd be nice if you actually tried to do your job and GET THE WRESTLERS OVER. There. I feel better now. NATHAN LONEY: Mark Madden sucks, ICP sucks, and Jeremy Borash sucks. This placement is a little more cut and dry than the Worst Announcer award, though. Madden is the worst on the mic, ICP sucks it up in another category, and Borash should stay on WCW Live. BILL LEHECKA: Oh Mark. How do I loathe thee? Let me count the rolls... Man, I gotta stop, they're almost hypnotic. I would comment on how he's only out there to get heat for himself instead of the wrestlers out there, but I figured I'd go for the easy insult. NATE PATRIN: Between his constant screeching of "LATINO HEEEEEEEEAT!", "Puppies!", "Bra and panties, bra and panties", jokes that were obviously stolen from dead Catskills comedians, and his tendency to try and put himself over- in the RING- AGAINST UPCOMING STARS, AND KILLS THEIR CAREERS- I came *this* close to putting Lawler at #1. And it takes a special kind of evil to challenge Mark Madden. Though he was much more tolerable on the latest (11.30) Smackdown. MATT SPAULDING: I'm not a violent man, but something bad needs to happen to Madden, and soon. Borash is quickly becoming what the industry needs the least - a Schiavone clone. OCTAVIAN: Will Mark Madden please SHUT THE HELL UP!? LAWRENCE BENEDETTO: Please fire him. TANVIR RAQUIB: ICP made an unwatchable brawl on Thunder between Sting and Vampiro even worse with their horrible commentary. Gertner continues to suck and suck hard. JOHN DONALDSON: Mark Madden tries to hard to be funny and he's like the student that brownnoses the teacher to get the 'A' or the employee that kisses the bosses' ass to get the promotion, I just don't like that guy. Three Words: Jeremy Who Cares. Arnold did color work once, but it just wasn't working for me. JEFF "FRO" WAHLMAN: Michael Hayes for his work on Jakked. Then the Fat Mark. Then McLane. PHIL PRZYBYLO: I just wanted to see AH-nold's name for a wrestling award. JBELL55146: Again, will somebody PLEEEASE shoot Mark Madden and put him out of his misery. Thank youJ |
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