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2000 R.S.P-W Awards | Worst Second |
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Worst Second Award Description: To be given to the manager whose presence at ringside and during interviews is really unnecessary. This person does little to enhance the matches in which his/her wrestler(s) participates. Previous Winners: 1990: Mr. Fuji 1991: Coach John Tolos 1992: Harvey Wippleman 1993: Harvey Wippleman 1994: Harvey Wippleman 1995: Harvey Wippleman 1996: Teddy Long 1997: Uncle Cletus 1998: Eric Bischoff 1999: Curtis Hughes **2000*: Mae Young 478 first place votes 452 second place votes 424 third place votes 54 47 36 483 Mae Young 46 33 40 409 Judy Bagwell 36 40 26 352 Insane Clown Posse 42 28 16 326 Chyna 35 29 26 314 Vince Russo 22 16 17 192 Sal E. Graziano 22 13 17 183 Major Gunns 19 13 18 170 Terri 14 15 13 141 Pops (Morrus) 15 7 9 114 Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley 13 11 8 114 Jerry Only (Misfits) 10 9 10 97 Judge Jeff Jones 4 18 7 88 Paisley 7 8 12 83 Kevin Nash 6 9 11 79 Tygress 5 12 9 79 Eric Bischoff 7 7 10 76 Elektra 9 8 1 71 Trish Stratus 8 6 6 70 Bill Alfonso 5 7 12 70 Jack Victory 4 8 13 70 Ralphus 7 6 7 67 Daffney 4 11 7 67 Torrie Wilson 4 7 13 67 Midajah 5 10 5 65 Paul Bearer 8 3 3 55 Ms. Jones 4 7 7 55 Midnight 4 5 10 55 Tammy Sytch 5 4 8 53 Lou E. Dangerously 3 6 6 45 Mandy & Victoria 6 3 2 43 Francine 5 3 2 38 Jimmy Hart 4 3 3 35 Steven Richards 2 6 3 34 Kimberly Page 4 2 1 28 Leia Meow 2 4 0 22 Ms. Hancock 2 1 3 19 Tori 2 2 0 16 Kat 1 1 4 16 Lita 3 0 0 15 David Arquette 2 1 0 13 Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 0 1 12 Oklahoma 0 4 0 12 Disqo 1 2 0 11 Sinister Minister 1 0 3 11 Shane McMahon 2 0 0 10 Elizabeth 1 1 1 10 Tazz 1 0 2 9 Linda McMahon 0 0 4 8 Symphony 1 0 1 7 Tank Abbott 0 2 0 6 Vince McMahon 0 2 0 6 Fabulous Moolah 1 0 0 5 Ms. Elisabeth 1 0 0 5 Jeremy Crowe 1 0 0 5 Head 1 0 0 5 Debra 0 1 1 5 Ivory 0 1 1 5 Cyrus 0 1 1 5 Chyna(NO) 0 1 1 5 "Tie" votes(NO) 0 1 0 3 Phil Baker 0 1 0 3 Pat Patterson 0 1 0 3 Disqo Goose 0 1 0 3 Dawn Marie 0 0 1 2 Too Cool 0 0 1 2 Shakira 0 0 1 2 Palphus 0 0 1 2 Jason 0 0 1 2 Jackie REJECTED - ineligible (time) 5 4 2 Tiger Ali Singh HIRO: Terri somehow ends up top, since she is somewhat ineffective as a manager besides providing the T&A. The WWF also never explained why she turned on the Hardyz at No Way Out. She does take bumps, and now that she's the R4dicalz second, hopefully she will be of some help to them. I still don't like Stephanie, she has bad hair, bad dress sense (wear a bra, please) and her voice sound like fingernails screeching on a blackboard. CHRIS BIRD: They just keep coming back. That's all you can say about the Insane Clown Posse, those instant locker-room cancers with delusions of grandeur. Nobody likes them - not the fans, not the wrestlers. Even their best buddy Vampiro seems leery of them sometimes, and who wouldn't be? For the last two spots on the ballot, WCW offers up a horde of cheap T&A (no, not Test and Albert), each chick more boring and dull than the last - Paisley and Tygress get my vote for being the least interesting of the lot, which says something. SCOTT W.: Vice Russo. I mean, he didn't want to be on tv. He didn't. Kevin Nash is an asshole and has no business being in the ring, let alone on the outside of it. Shit, he should not even watch it on tv. Mae Young actually made me sick when I looked at her anywhere. Lou E. Dangerously gets a honorable mention here. Can only vote for 3 people. Too bad on that one. DONNIE VOMIT: Kevin Nash was the most useless, ass slapping excuse for a manager ever. Mike Sanders talking circles around him lately is proof of that. Elektra is not only deceptively ugly, but is also incredibly boring as well. It amazes me that Big Sal even makes enough to feed himself, let alone buy anything else. MARCUS SPARKS: Pops Morrus was just idiotic. Steph was only a second because of the angle she was involved in. Other than that, I can't really remember her doing anything notable. And with all the cellphone shots he's missed, why would anybody want Lou E. in their corner? PETE GOODRICH: Terri...even as T&A goes...she's a skanky metal mom type of woman. Maybe from a distance she's hot, but TV gets awful close... MATTHEW HUBARTT: Terri is nothing more then life support for her tits. However, unlike Midajah, she's at least somewhat attractive. Sigh.. I miss Sunny before she became a fat crack whore. MOSES GATES: This question made me realize that there really aren't a whole lot of managers (especially non-valets) out there anymore. JOE GAGNE: Daffney, Tygress, and Kimberly all annoy the hell out of me. TROY OLSON'S BROTHER: Pretty funny that Judy Bagwell was a better second than Nash....of course if I saw the title worst for any award, Nash's name was first. NATHAN LONEY: Maybe ICP can now mess up their own "wrestling" company, and maybe even quit 14 or 15 times. Pathetic. Fat assed Sal E. Yeah, nobody ever expects him to get involved in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MATCH that Little Guido is in. Judge Jeff Jones was another waste. Mike Awesome didn't need a second! BILL LEHECKA: How pathetic can you be when you have your mother as your manager? Not only is it Buff's mom, but a loud, obnoxious mother. Ugh... BLAZEJ SZPAKOWICZ: That Big, Fat, Useless Piece of Shit, erm, sorry, Big Sal E. Graziano gets an easy vote here. No charisma, no ability, no anything; the only reason he has a job is because he's the size of a grand piano. Mae Young gets second just because. ERIC STRAGAND: Used the regular rule for worst second. These three just don't do anything when they're out there. Torrie misses cues consistently, Minister just stinks as a character, and Terri is just disgusting to look at. LAWRENCE BENEDETTO: Mae Young made me change the channel. Chyna's voice is disgusting. Russo is an idiot. TANVIR RAQUIB: Miss Jones was better off as Kanyon's ho. At least, we got to score some skin. Now, we see nothing...except that ugly face. Valets are supposed to be BEAUTIFUL, damnit. MIKE PLYLEY: Was anyone, anywhere awaitinng the return of Judy Bagwell? Mae Young and Chyna get 2nd and 3rd out of the general principle of my hating them. JOHN DONALDSON: So when Mike Awesome won the ECW World Title, he needed a mouthpiece, enter Judge Jeff Jones. This guy is a disgrace to managing, this ECW cronie is just not entertaining in any shape or form. The only good thing about Mike Awesome breaching his contract to go to WCW was that Jeff Jones TV exposure would go from frequent to slim to nothing. Judy Bagwell, to think someone this dull gave birth to someone as obnoxious and full of himself as Buff The Stuff. To reiterate the sentiments of male chauvinists everywhere, this woman should stay in the home, cook, clean and raise the children barefoot. Electra is just a overtanned woman who looks like she just won a beauty pageant run by the Mafia, she is one of the worst valets I've seen in wrestling ever. JEFF "FRO" WAHLMAN: What was the deal with that OLD GUY in MIA? What was the deal with the whole Mark Henry/Mae Young angle? At least I know that Major Gunns is just a piece of bad T&A and nothing more. PHIL PRZYBYLO: It's pretty sad that Tammy's fallen this low. Useless, bloated, and irresponsible. SMH seems a little too concerned with her annoying self, which doesn't add anything to the match or HHH. |
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