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2000 R.S.P-W Awards | Best Colour Commentator |
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Best Colour Commentator Award Description: To be given to the colour commentator who provides the most insightful and entertaining comments. Previous Winners: 1991: Bobby Heenan 1992: Bobby Heenan 1993: Jesse Ventura 1994: Bobby Heenan 1995: Bobby Heenan 1996: Bobby Heenan 1997: Jerry Lawler 1998: Jerry Lawler 1999: Jerry Lawler **2000**: Jerry Lawler 544 first place votes 514 second place votes 465 third place votes 346 71 30 2003 Jerry Lawler 34 116 85 688 Tazz 28 86 59 516 Edge & Christian 36 45 49 413 Bobby Heenan 19 42 40 301 Stevie Ray 21 39 34 290 Cyrus 17 38 42 283 Joel Gertner 6 15 40 155 William Regal 7 14 15 107 Mark Madden 5 11 10 78 Mike Tenay 3 10 13 71 Conquistadors 1 6 10 43 Konnan 1 4 11 39 Michael Hayes 1 4 4 25 Scott Hudson 1 0 2 9 Insane Clown Posse 0 1 2 7 Michael Cole 0 0 3 6 Kane 1 0 0 5 Tom Pritchard 1 0 0 5 Larry Zbyszko 1 0 0 5 Larry Rivera 0 1 1 5 Crowbar 0 0 2 4 Juventud Guerrera 0 1 0 3 Kevin Kelly 0 0 1 2 Kurt Angle 0 0 1 2 Jonathan Coachman 0 0 1 2 J Taro 0 0 1 2 Ivory 0 0 1 2 Dave Layne 0 0 1 2 Bad News Allen (Stampede) REJECTED - did not do any colour commentary last year 12 7 4 Jim Ross 2 0 0 Joey Styles 0 1 2 "Tie" votes 0 2 1 Duplicate votes 1 0 0 Gorilla Monsoon (wasn't alive last year) HIRO: Guest Colour Commentators rule! William Regal on the announce table rocks! How could anyone forget what he said about Trish Stratus? "She's a buxom wench isn't she? Nice Bristols too!" should be the quote of the year! Sadly Tazz on the mic is the only thing that I can recall about Tazz's performance this year. His mocking of Michael Cole is almost up there with Regal ("That's a Northern Lights Suplex, Michael Cole. NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!"). Finally Edge and Christian 'breaking kay fabe' commentary was very well done. We should let these wrestlers take turns at the announce table more often (Tazz already is). CHRIS BIRD: In an era where the colour commentator seems to have disappeared in the midst of Jerry Lawler's self-markism, we were treated to a surprise renaissance from the most unlikely of sources - Tazz and Stevie Ray. Both are enormously entertaining colour commentators, doing what the colour commentator is supposed to be doing - tossing out jokes, cheering the heels, and mocking the faces. When even Lawler is coming in his pants for the Rock, you can rely on good ol' Tazz to grouse. And Stevie Ray is just discombobulated fun, the way Dusty Rhodes was when Dusty was at the top of his game (we're talking "DEZ A WIMMIN IN DA MEZ WAZROOM!" levels). Continually excellent, as always, is the third-place Joel Gertner. ADAM FROM TORONTO: No matter how bad he gets, Heenan deserves a vote just because of his untouchable past. As good as Lawler is now, he still couldn't clean Heenan's neckbrace. Sean who? J3R CR0WE: Edge and Christian are legandary on commentary. The "run-in" segment was hilarious, as was the swerve one. Tazz is really good too, but returning week after week kinda grates on me. Regal has the comedic yet gentlemanly stylings that make me laugh. CHANCE BIDELMAN: Heenan is definately missed on wcw main tv.why are they hidding him on the dumb sat night clip show. SCOTT W.: Lawler is the man. Tazz is second, cause he is cracking me up. I'm sorry, Pete is second. He doesn't look like he is having fun out there. Joel is 3rd for his intros and sexual innuendo. MARCUS SPARKS: Tenay wins over Lawler for the sole reason of Lawler's fixation on "puppies" is getting tired. JOHN C.: Jerry Lawler wins yet again with Edge & Christian coming in second thanks to their terrific brand of humour with Cyrus rounding out the top three. It's a shame that WCW took Bobby Heenan off of Nitro & Thunder because he's a legend in terms of wrestling broadcasters and is still the best announcer they have. STEVE SHIVES: Cyrus is the best, it's a shame he doesn't work for the WWF anymore--I'd rather have Don Callis at ringside calling Raw with J.R. than the King, whose act has gotten stale to say the least. I voted Tazz in second place. Yes, he should be wrestling and not announcing, but there's no denying that he's pretty good at it--in between those annoying oversell laughs is some good, sometimes even insightful commentary. Which is not to say I wouldn't prefer the WWF letting him go in the ring on Mondays and Thursdays and suplex people on their heads on his way back to upper-mid-card credibility. MOSES GATES: It's a damn shame that Tazz has leapfrogged Hayes to become the number two color guy. Michael Hayes is the most underrated commentator today. STEPHEN TISZENKEL: The fact that WCW lets Mark Madden get away with saying some of the things he says proves how little they care anymore. Oh, well, it's the viewers' gain, I guess! BRIAN SCALA: Okay, I marked when Kane put on the headset. Sue me. JAMES HOWARD: Stevie Ray is the most enjoyable colour commentator that WCW has had in years, and Tazz is one of my favorite colour commentators of all time... but as they say in Nicaragua, "Chihuahua! *Woof*!" :) CHRISTOPHER SHEA: Tazz was fall-on-the-floor funny during his Smackdown stints, but ever since being moved over to Heat he's been pretty pedestrian. Lawler may not be as good, but he's more consistent. RICK SCAIA: Sometimes Jerry Lawler can be annoying and one dimensional... but for every time the King beats the proverbial dead horse, there are two times when he'll latch onto a one-shot line and expand it into a compelling, merchandise-selling, money-making catchphrase or character. The announcers jobs are to get the talent over, and Lawler does a good job of it. I put Cyrus second on the Best Color Commentator list for a different reason: he's just about the only announcer whose "insider jokes" actually strike me as funny, rather than self-serving or otherwise stilted. Tazz's showing late in the year has been impressive; though a face turn seems in the offing, it was great to see someone so effectively bring back the standard heel commentator archetype (in the finest tradition of Bobby Heenan, who is basically out of work now after years of being the best pure heel behind the desk). DOMINIC SEIBERT: Most Deteriorated Colour Commentators -- Bobby Heenan & Larry Zbyszko-- Not their fault since their company sucked all the enthusiasm out of them. NATHAN LONEY: Jerry Lawler is still the best. Tazz gets my second place vote for being hilarious in his role on Heat. Gertner gets third place, because he plays off Styles so well. BILL LEHECKA: Jerry Lawler's morphed from a heel commentator to a 'tweener with hormones. I enjoy his shtick, and I would've enjoyed his feud with Tazz more if there was a decisive conclusion to it. MATT SPAULDING: The Judgment Day Iron Man Match was Lawler's best and most serious work in years, and he's made a smooth transition from heel to lech. Stevie Ray was a breath of fresh air to a tired Thunder announce table. BLAZEJ SZPAKOWICZ: Although I hate Tazz as an actual wrestler, and although his gimmick irritates me, I think he may well be the best colour man in the business. It may simply be the fact that after years of listening to him, Jerry Lawler has simply worn a bit thin, but I really swear to Benoit that Tazz is simply better. Just keep him out of the damn ring! Lawler's an easy second, and Edge & Christian get third for all those wickedly awesome smarkish comments they make. And cause they're Canadian. LAWRENCE BENEDETTO: Nothing beats the high-pitched squeal Lawler gives us on a weekly basis. Although E&C telling us they were going to do a "run-in" was quite a fine jab at wcw. TANVIR RAQUIB: One orange midget, 2 blonde Canadians and a huge black man with gapped front teeth. RAVI MISRA: Here's hoping for Jerry Lawler to be the XFL's sideline reporter. Not that I think that the XFL is going to be great, but Jerry Lawler would only make it better. Tazz was quite amazing as a commentator as well, and I think almost everyone now knows what a Northern Lights Suplex really is, except probably Tony Schiavone, who'd end up calling it a sidewalk slam. MIKE PLYLEY: Michael Hayes is seriously underrated as an announcer. He may not be flashy, but he gets the job done, roots for the heels, and doesn't make a complete ass of himself or look like an idiot. JOHN DONALDSON: The only reason I watch Sunday Night Heat on MTV, Tazz. Only he has the cojones to call Taka Michinoku a Puerto Rican from The Bronx. Bobby Heenan is The Weasel and that's what makes him so great, he's old school and he always will be with his corny humor and his one of a kind trapped in a time warp quotations. JEFF "FRO" WAHLMAN: Tazz wins this one thanks to putting Michael Cole in his place. Lawler is also good except for his "marking out" for women which gets kinda old. Bobby "The Brain" is having a nice resurgence now that he's doing a show with a taped studio format that he rules at (Worldwide). This category is really turning into a lost art with these "heels" all acting more neutral. PHIL PRZYBYLO: Lawler's number one, no doubt. Tazz is a natural behind the mic. Ten years from now, he'll probably be in the same position as "LAW-LA". C McMURTRY: Don Callis' mixture of humor and wrestling insight makes him, far and away, the superior color commentator in North America. Stevie Ray is simply awesome, providing more fodder for online fans than anyone in a long time. Konnan is a close second in that regard. Too bad both have to wrestle. THE CUBS FAN: Michael Hayes is the best color guy no one ever hears. JBELL55146: While sometimes immature, The King still throws out some good one liners that can make me laugh. And you mean to tell me that Tazz actually is funny?!?! |
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